下节课的开场笑话想好了:
I played an indoor soccer game this weekend, and lost 0:6. You know, indoor soccer is all about sustainable running and challenging. we are actually pretty good at those. However, this game was different -- I knew even before the game we were going to lose. One of my teammates said:"are these parents sitting at the sideline watching?" (wait a few seconds here for students to get it and laugh). Even worse, another teammate who is the youngest on the team replied:"ah-oh, that woman in the middle? I dated her in high school.
怎么样?还能抖得更好么?