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论坛:江湖兵器作者:张耀宗发表时间:2008-10-08 06:24
黄昏的时候突然接到一个电话,看号码是德州的。拿起来hello了一声。

电话里那头传来一个好听的声音:Is this Zwawa?

--No, you called the wrong number.

挂了电话。一会电话又响了。一看,是同一个号码。

-- Ziwawa?

Shit,碰上骚扰电话了!我暗自骂了一句。

-- Zwawa is not here. Please don't call again. If you have some thing to sale, I know the number of Fruit and 浪迹天涯。 You can call them, I am sure they would love to buy something, no, everything from you. By the way, you better know how to play badminton, Fruit may ask.

-- So you are Zi~~Wa~~Wa, or Paperdoll? I am not salesman. I am Joe's brother, from Texas. He may mention me to you before.

-- 哦,你好?

-- 我哥哥今天得到一个坏消息。他的ex怀孕了,他决定回到他身边,他们俩决定继续。我哥哥对你很抱歉,希望你能找到更好的人。

"what a surprise." 我礼貌而温和地说。"girlfriend, pregnant, brother from Texas. Wow, I should believe you, shouldn't I?"

"你什么意思?"对方有点迟疑。

"Did Joe mention to you that I did my summer intern in a top car dealership for 2 consecutive years and I did it so well that the boss literally dragged my legs begging my stay for a full-time job? When we do a business there, we always have another salesman coming in at the end as the "MANAGER" to play the bad guy. Trust me, I knew the trick. I am too good to fall in. Now tell me who you are, where are you from and what's the real reason behind this, before I come in and kick your ass."

“Crap!” 电话那头传来几句模糊的争论和嘀咕的声音。

"Ok, I am coming clean with it. I am Dick, Joe's partner... Yes, I mean both. For past few months, Joe said he need some space to sort thing out. So he started with you. Now, I think he figured it out."

"Jimmy, is it you?" 我冲着电话喊。

"I am sorry. But he decided not to contact you any more, no phone calls, no emails."

"Ok. thank you for telling me this."

我收线,坐在地毯上,脑子一片空白。这是我不能接收的事情,头天晚上,FBI还打电话给我,一切还是很合乎逻辑。

脑子里开始回忆。每个周五下班后,我都会开车去他那里。周五的交通很糟糕,我需要在路上花费差不多40分钟。一次在电台里听到主持人说如果你现在是在去往和恋人汇合的路上,这么一个周五的黄昏,我想不出比这更甜蜜的事情。我当时就笑了。

其实有比这更美好的事情。如果是他和我在一起的话,我们就会把车开到路肩上,然后一路狂奔,超过所有堵在那里的车。最终我们会被警察拦下来,这时候最幸福的事情发生了。他会亮出FBI的警章,我们扬长而去。

我又想到了那些在一起的夜晚。我打开电脑,点进一个LINK

www.xiaoshuo.com/少女之心.html

那里的描写基本上记载了我们在一起的那些美好时刻,sharks你可以自己点进去看。

唉,太多太多的记忆了。

我初初见你
人群中独自美丽
你仿佛有一种魔力
霎那间我竟然无法言语。

就让我随你去
让我随你去
我愿陪在你的身边
为你挡风遮雨

靠边,悲伤的时候,只有你的歌声陪伴我。


我去敲室友的门。悲伤不是喜悦,我需要分享。

Oh my God!听完我的哭诉,她过来给我一个深深的拥抱。然后捂着嘴不能相信。

在她怀里我总于回过神来,开始哭泣。

她紧紧的搂着我。开始痛斥FBI的不是,她觉得他太不够男人,这样的电话都要他弟弟来说。而且她严重怀疑男人有没有一个是好东西。

Hold on. 我突然从她怀里挣脱出来,So you are not gay, or lesbian, or bisexual, right?
.....

(后面编不下去了)

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