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> Lesson Number One
>
> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all
> day. A small rabbit
> saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like
> you and do nothing all
> day long?"
> The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the
> rabbit sat on the ground
> below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
> appeared, jumped on
> the rabbit and ate it.
>
> Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing
> nothing, you must be
> sitting very, very high up
>
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>
> Lesson Number Two
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love
> to be able to get
> to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I
> haven't got the
> energy."
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
> droppings?" replied the
> bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
> that it actually gave
> him enough strength to each the first branch of the
> tree.
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he
> reached the second
> branch.
> Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly
> perched at the top
> of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a
> farmer, who shot the
> turkey out of the tree.
>
> Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to
> the top, but it won't
> keep you there.
>
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>
> Lesson Number Three
>
> When the body was first made, all the parts
> wanted to be Boss. The
> brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the
> whole body's
> responses and functions." The feet said, " We should
> be Boss as we carry
> the brain about and get him to where he wants to
> go." The hands said, "
> We should be the Boss because we do all the work and
> earn all the
> money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the
> lungs and the eyes
> until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts
> laughed at the idea of
> the asshole being the Boss.
> So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up
> and refused to
> work.
> Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the
> hands clenched, the
> feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic
> and the brain fevered.
>
> Eventually they all decided that the asshole
> should be the Boss, so
> the motion was passed.
> All the other parts did all the work while the
> Boss just sat and
> passed out the shit!
>
> Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be
> a Boss - any asshole
> will do.
>
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>
> Lesson Number Four
>
> A little bird was flying south for the winter.
> It was so cold, the
> bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
> While it was lying
> there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As
> the frozen bird lay
> there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize
> how warm it was. The
> dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
> warm and happy, and
> soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the
> bird singing and
> came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
> discovered the bird
> under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out
> and ate him!
>
> The morals of this story are:
> 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your
> enemy.
> 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
> friend.
> 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth
> shut!
>

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